Science fact! There is a species of kangaroo capable of jumping higher than the average house.
This is due in part to the kangaroo’s hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up